CANKLE

I don't have them BUT if I did, i'd wear ankle boots all day long. maybe. oh wait, i already do. here's my favourites right about now...

ALEXUS PLATFORM @ TOPSHOP - £85


being over 5'8 and over a size 12, i'll just-say-no to these at the risk of looking like a contestant of RuPaul 'Drag-Race' (5.5 inch heel blud!) but for anyone else, they'll look buff. guaranteed. well not 'guaranteed' but you know, i have a lot of faith in these ones.

Same for these (crepe soles for the win!):


and these:

if i do risk boarding the train to trannyville with any of these it'll be with the 3xl Estevan Oriol 'LA' tee the Jerk bought me (it's bloody huge) and 80 denier tights.

preferably my tassled black Bebaroque ones but the waist has gone (common complaint apparently) so i'll have to go Superman and wear my pants over. nice.